There was a time when everybody loved tacos and…

Knock on Woody.com

Sorry Folks. Park’s closed. The moose out front should have told ya’.

Someday I’ll find a new use for this website, in a way that won’t jeopardize my career.

If you wanna drop me a line,

That's an underscore between my first and last name. And yes, my birth name is Michael, not Woody.